WHMP: 30 July 2017 A Quick Funny

I had a funny moment at my 3am this morning when the nurse came in to do my  regular observations.  My overnight nurse was a lovely stoutly middle aged Russian lady with a thick accent that was completely monotone.

She turns on the light and then says to me “you lost lots of weight yeah? Your boobie escaped baggy sack of jimjams. You must buy new”